Sum Heckuva Weekend

Fuckerdy fucks! Thought i'd take a freakin break of work and get myself all ease with a couple booze. Lazed at a mate's house, swayed to some jazz and yacked bout Liverpool's pride and glory... and that's all i could freaking remember. That dude locked me in the house and he went away with his girl. Damn the booze, got him horny but me wasted instead!
Woke up in the mornin with a freakin hangover ( shit happens when u stuff urself with mixtures of alcohol).

Moral of the story : Stop playing drinking games with big sized alcoholic indians, you will lose!