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Monday, August 22, 2005

Differences

Differences..
That seems to be the most prominent reason why arguments occur, distraught, agitation, pertubation, lack of understanding and failure in relationships.

We'll that's always been the core of all my failed relationships. Girls can never seem to adapt to my lifestyle, and i always questioned myself on that.

And know what? i did find out the answer, eventually.

I dont change my lifestyle, or make sacrifices in comparison to what i love doing and I dont adapt to another's differences. In other words, i can't accept differences in my life. I let it slide and pretend not to be involved in it.

To some girls, that might get me labelled 'jerk' or to many, 'a male chauvinist pig'.

But i strongly believe in what i live by, and that's the bottom line. Sometimes you dont have to accept differences, but at the same time you dont discriminate it. That's what i hold on too.
Not everyone is the same, not everyone is gonna live by the same set of lifestyle. Its bout what they believe in and what plays a role in their life.

I cant adapt to songs by bands after the mid 90's, especially black music of hip hop n rap. I cant possibly support manchester united in anyway. I cant tolerate idle minds of adults who has nothing to talk bout other than fashion industry, latest songs, hmm.. pretty much what's in every TEEN magz. I cant sacrifice 5-7pm on weekends to go shopping even if its the last day of the sale. I cant answer the phone at 3am and talk for long hours knowing there's work tomorrow. I cant ice skate no matter how many times i have tried. I cant eat fish with hard cartilidge (bones) even if my granny's angel comes and peels em off for me. I cant sleep with the lights on. And i possibly cant tolerate someone who doesnt care bout knowledge or what's goin around the world. Naivety is turn off in my books.

There are friends who are all this and they will continue to remain friends.
But to want someone, its bout both party learning to understand each other's differences and not discriminating it.
If that's every possible, voila! to a wonderful relationship. ( which i dont believe is ever possible )

Monday, August 08, 2005

Freaky Deeky

Wonderful friends i have sometimes. After soccer yesterday evening, i hung out with my football buddies at a mamak stall. The norm would be talking bout soccer, chicks, world news, soccer and chicks again. But one joker decided to come on the table with his latest direct selling product, capsules called PRONOTON.

PROTONON (http://mall.kdim.net/pronoton.php) has anti prostate cancer substance, plus it gives a better blood circulation and i was told it would make u have that 'feel good' feeling. Yeah, everything there is true.. but the actual fact was this darn thing is a sexual urge enhancement product that carries the other benefits.

I took em last night, after supper at bout 11.30pm. Didn't really feel nothing, but was kinda feeling heaty though. Ended up tossin and turnin on the bed only to come to the living room and try to knock myself out listen to Retro Jazz in Astro Channel 111. And i slept off eventually.

6am, alarm rang, subconciously i woke up and like every other guys in the planet, i put my hand down my pants. Absolutely normal for any guy with the mornin hard-on thingy, so i went to take a cold shower and was joyfully singing my mornin rock tracks. It just didn't subside.

Then went brushed my teeth, did everything else i needed to do, and it freakin didn't subside!
Got ready by 6.30am, left my shirt obviously outside to avoid at weird attention from my sister. She dropped me at the office bout 7am and i still couldn't do nothing bout the damn boner.

So i went up my room, sat quietly in my chair and started reading bout Liverpool FC. My thoughts definetely went astray, was so engrossed reading up that i eventually realised the blood rush subsided drastically.

And i do hope i dont get another boner outta sudden for another hour at work, i would literally kill that doufus who gave me that pill.

Moral of the Story : Love of my life has always been Liverpool FC. Sex will always come 2nd to that. And never take sex stimulants if u aren't plannin to get laid, could be disastrous.